A Moron Says ...

How lazy can one be?

I worked in a restaurant in my younger years, one that sold wine and thus required me to attain a (low) level of mastery in uncorking bottles. It has not, for me, been a life-changing skill to possess but, nonetheless, it is a skill in which I have remained somewhat facile, much to the thrill of the ladies. Okay, that last part is a giant exaggeration. Needless to say, I can open a wine bottle with the best of 'em.

Sometimes drinking the stuff just isn't enough

Geeking out often leads to information overload. One becomes so enamored of a thing that they seek data about it from any and, often, all sources. Such is my affliction when it comes to wine these days, and thus how I found my way to Winemaker Extraordinaire - a fun, "wine biz" game for the iPad.